Buildings that once produced pottery have been converted into a mixed-use business village. Hoult’s Yard was established as a sprawling industrial complex during the Victorian era. (You need to double back on yourself after heading left into the courtyard.) The location of Ghetto Golf’s Newcastle premises is in the Clay Shed at Hoults Yard. (Nobody under 18 is allowed onto the premises.) Call that a forest of penises? In the Clay Shed at Hoults Yard The hazards include a miniature forest of penises, a caged gimp and an unfeasibly large curler of a turd. They include a recreation of Newcastle’s long-established Crown Pousada pub, a graffiti-daubed graveyard and a fluorescent pinball machine. Ghetto Golf redefines crazy golf - in a fun way.Įach of the 18 holes is designed to be unique. Until last night, if you’d have mentioned crazy golf I’d have envisaged a tame time on putting greens a few feet long and hazards such as slowly turning windmills. A World War Moo burger served by Apocalypse Cow at Ghetto Golf. My only slicing involved cutting up a burger. The only chips I had to contend with were the cheese-smothered, burger and bacon-sprinkled loaded fries that I ordered prior to playing a round. Okay, it would involve holding a golf club but attending meant I’d be able to take my pick from nachos, burgers and other barbecued delicacies served by Apocalypse Cow.įortunately visiting Ghetto Golf did not put my woeful short game to the test. Then came the invitation to attend Ghetto Golf’s pre-launch party. Maybe I had reached my potential and it was low. #Facebook apocalypse cow posts full#I find it frustrating it’s almost as if my shots are sucked directly towards sand or into water.Ĭonsequently, last year I decided to give up the game to retire from golf having never reached my full potential. Despite paying for lessons and many hours of practice on the range and courses, I am, quite frankly, a rubbish golfer. Not sure what to expect? Picture 18 holes of crazy golf over two levels, walls daubed with multicoloured street art, boozy cocktails and tasty comfort food served from a hatch. Ghetto Golf offers rounds of crazy golf at Hoults Yard in Newcastle. Stuart Forster outlines what to expect when playing a round of crazy golf in Newcastle at Ghetto Golf at the city’s Hoults Yard business village on the edge of Ouseburn.ĭisclosure: Stuart Forster, the author of this post, was invited to attend the pre-launch party at Ghetto Golf, which did not review or approve this post.
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